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Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.

What is ROM?

Read-only memory (ROM) is a type of storage that permanently stores data on personal computers (PCs) and other electronic devices. Because ROM is read-only, it cannot be changed; it is permanent, meaning it will also hold its memory even when power is removed.unlike the random access memory (RAM) that is volatile; it is lost when power is removed.Read-only memory (ROM) is a type of memory storage that is permanently written into a personal computer (PC). It contains the programming needed to start a PC which is essential for boot-up; it performs major input/output tasks and holds programs or software instructions.There is a lot of ROM chips  on the motherboard and a few on expansion boards.

What is RAM?

Random access memory (ram) is a storage of data in phones and computers ... the device can access it in any random order unlike hard disks  and dvds that need a predetermined order to read and write data on it.
it only works when the device is on. The operating system and other system apps need this memory to run faster cause when they are opened in the memory it is easier to lunch them.