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Friday, 15 August 2014

best jokes

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Samsung galaxy grand 2 specs and defects

2G:Network: available.
3G:Network: available.
4G LTE Network: available.
Optional SIM Dual SIM ( Micro- SIM, dual stand -by ).
Announced in 2013 November.
Dimensions: 146.8 x 75.3 x 8.9 mm ( 5.78 x 2.96 x 0.35 in).
Weight: 163 g ( 5.75 oz ).
Screen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen , 16 million colors.
Screen Size: 720 x 1280 pixels , 5.25 inches (~ 280 PPI pixel density ).
Multitouch: available.
3.5mm jack :Yes.
Card slot: microSD , up to 64 GB.
Internal storage: 8 GB , 1.5 GB RAM .
GPRS: Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
Internet Speed: HSDPA , 42.2/21 ( region dependent ) Mbps ; HSUPA , 5.76 Mbps / LTE , Cat3 , 50 Mbps UL , 100 Mbps DL ( SM - G7105 only).
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 a / b / g / n, dual -band , DLNA , Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0 with A2DP , LE , EDR.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 8 MP , 3264 x 2448 pixels , autofocus , LED flash, features Geo- tagging , touch focus , face and smile Detection , Image Stabilization.
Video: 1080p @ 30fps , stereo sound rec .
Secondary camera: Yes , 1.9 MP.
OS: Android OS , v4.3 ( Jelly Bean).
Chipset: Qualcomm Snapdragon MSM8226
chipset 400.
CPU:Quad - core 1.2 GHz Cortes - A7.
GPU: Adreno305 GPU.
SENSORS: Accelerometer , proximity , Compass.
Colors: Black , White , Pink.
Battery: Li-Ion 2600 mAh battery.
Stand -by :Up to 370 h.
Normal usage:Up to 17 h.

Samsung galaxy grand neo specs and defects

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
Optional SIM Dual SIM ( Mini- SIM, dual stand -by ).
Announced in 2014 January.
Dimensions: 143.7 x 77.1 x 9.6 mm ( 5.66 x 3.04 x 0.38 in).
Weight: 163 g ( 5.75 oz ).
Sctreen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen , 16 million colors.
Screen Size: 480 x 800 pixels , 5.01 inches (~ 186 PPI pixel density ).
3.5mm jack: Yes.
Multitouch: Yes.
Card slot: microSD , up to 64 GB.
Internal storage: 8 / 16 GB , 1 GB RAM.
GPRS; Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
Internet Speed: HSDPA , 21 Mbps ; HSUPA , 5.76 Mbps.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b / g / n, Wi-Fi Direct , DLNA , Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0 with A2DP , LE.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 5 MP , 2592 х 1944 pixels , autofocus , LED flash, features Geo- tagging.
Video: 720p @ 30fps.
Secondary camera: VGA.
OS :Android OS , v4.2 ( Jelly Bean).
Chipset: BCM23550.
CPU: quad - core 1.2 GHz Cortes - A7.
SENSORS: Accelerometer , proximity , Compass.
Colors :White.
Battery: Li-Ion 2100 mAh battery.
Stand -by: Up to 430 h
normal usage: Up to 11 h
Music play :Up to 38 h

Samsung galaxy grand quattro (win) specs and weaknesses

2G :Network: available.

3G: Network: available.

SIM Optional Dual SIM (Micro-SIM, dual stand-by).

Announced in 2013, April

Dimensions: 133.3 x 70.7 x 9.7 mm (5.25 x 2.78 x 0.38 in).

Weight: 143.9 g (5.04 oz).

Screen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen.

Screen Size: 480 x 800 pixels, 4.7 inches (~199 ppi pixel density).

Multitouch: available.

Loudspeaker: Yes.

3.5mm jack: Yes.

Card slot: microSD, up to 32 GB.

Internal storage: 8 GB, 1 GB RAM

GPRS: Yes.

EDGE: Yes.

Internet Speed: HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps.

WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot, DLNA.

Bluetooth: v3.0.

USB: microUSB v2.0.

Primary camera: 5 MP, 2592 х 1944 pixels, autofocus, LED flash, Geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile detection.

Video: Yes, 480p@30fps.

Secondary camera: VGA.

OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).

Chipset: Qualcomm MSM8625Q Snapdragon 200.

CPU : Quad-core 1.2 GHz Cortex-A5.

GPU: Adreno 203.

Sensors: Accelerometer, proximity, compass.

Colors: Ceramic White, Titan Gray.

Battery: Li-Ion 2000 mAh battery.

normal usage: Up to 210 h .

Samsung galaxy grand I9082 specs and defects

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
SIM Dual SIM (Mini-SIM, dual stand-by).
Announced in 2012, December.
Dimensions: 143.5 x 76.9 x 9.6 mm (5.65 x 3.03 x 0.38 in).
Weight: 162 g (5.71 oz).
Type TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors.
Size 480 x 800 pixels, 5.0 inches (~187 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: Yes.
- TouchWiz UI.
Loudspeaker: Yes.
3.5mm jack: Yes.
Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB.
Internal storage: 8 GB, 1 GB RAM.
GPRS: available.
EDGE: available.
Internet Speed: HSDPA, 21 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: Yes, v4.0 with A2DP, LE, EDR.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 8 MP, 3264 x 2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash, Geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile detection, image stabilization.
Video: 1080p@30fps, stereo sound rec.
Secondary camera: 2 MP.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean), upgradable to v4.2.2 (Jelly Bean).
CPU: Dual-core 1.2 GHz Cortex-A9.
GPU : Broadcom VideoCore IV.
Sensors: Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass.
Colors: Black, White.
Battery: Li-Ion 2100 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 440 h.

Samsung galaxy star pro specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
SIM: Optional Dual SIM (Micro-SIM, dual stand-by).
Announced in 2013, October.
Dimensions: 121.2 x 62.7 x 10.6 mm (4.77 x 2.47 x 0.42 in).
Weight: 121 g (4.27 oz).
Screen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors.
Screen Size: 480 x 800 pixels, 4.0 inches (~233 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
Loudspeaker: Yes.
3.5mm jack: Yes.
Card slot: microSD, up to 32 GB.
Internal storage: 4 GB, 512 MB RAM.
GPRS: Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
Internet Speed: No.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 2 MP, 1600 x 1200 pixels.
Video: Yes.
Secondary camera: Not available.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).
CPU: 1 GHz Cortex-A5.
Sensors: Accelerometer.
Colors: Black, White.
Battery: Li-Ion 1500 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 370 h.
normal usage: Up to 15 h.
Music play: Up to 26 h.

Samsung galaxy star trios specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
SIM:Triple SIM (Mini-SIM).
Announced in 2014, February.
Coming soon. Exp. release 2014, May
Dimensions: 106 x 61 x 11 mm (4.17 x 2.40 x 0.43 in).
Weight: 105 g (3.70 oz).
Screen Typ: TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K colors.
Screen Size: 240 x 320 pixels, 3.14 inches (~127 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
Loudspeaker: Yes.
3.5mm jack: Yes.
Card slot: microSD, up to 32 GB.
Internal storage: 4 GB, 512 MB RAM.
GPRS: Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
internet Speed: HSDPA, HSUPA( not available info; coming soon).
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 2 MP, 1600 x 1200 pixels.
Camera Features: Geo-tagging.
Video: VGA.
Secondary camera: not available.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).
Chipset: Qualcomm MSM7225A Snapdragon.
CPU: 1 GHz Cortex-A5.
GPU: Adreno 200.
Sensors: Accelerometer, compass
Colors: Black, White.
Battery: Li-Ion 1300 mAh battery.
Stand-by: info coming soon.
normal usage: info coming soon.

samsung galaxy fame specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
SIM:Triple SIM (Mini-SIM).
Announced in 2014, February.
Coming soon. Exp. release 2014, May
Dimensions: 106 x 61 x 11 mm (4.17 x 2.40 x 0.43 in).
Weight: 105 g (3.70 oz).
Screen Typ: TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K colors.
Screen Size: 240 x 320 pixels, 3.14 inches (~127 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
Loudspeaker: Yes.
3.5mm jack: Yes.
Card slot: microSD, up to 32 GB.
Internal storage: 4 GB, 512 MB RAM.
GPRS: Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
internet Speed: HSDPA, HSUPA( not available info; coming soon).
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0.
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 2 MP, 1600 x 1200 pixels.
Camera Features: Geo-tagging.
Video: VGA.
Secondary camera: not available.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).
Chipset: Qualcomm MSM7225A Snapdragon.
CPU: 1 GHz Cortex-A5.
GPU: Adreno 200.
Sensors: Accelerometer, compass
Colors: Black, White.
Battery: Li-Ion 1300 mAh battery.
Stand-by: info coming soon.
normal usage: info coming soon.

Samsung galaxy star specs and weaknesses

2G Network only
Some versions come with two SIMS
Announced in 2013, April
Dimensions: 105 x 58 x 11.9 mm (4.13 x 2.28 x 0.47 in).
Weight: 100.5 g (3.53 oz).
Screen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen, 65K colors.
Screen Size: 240 x 320 pixels, 3.0 inches (~133 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
Loudspeaker: available.
3.5mm jack: available.
Card slot: microSD, up to 32 GB.
Internal storage: 4 GB, 512 MB RAM.
GPRS: Yes.
EDGE: Yes.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 2 MP, 1600 x 1200 pixels.
Video: QVGA@15fps.
Secondary camera: Not available.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).
CPU: 1 GHz Cortex-A5.
GPU: Mali-300.
Sensors: Accelerometer.
Colors: Black, White, Blue.
Battery: Li-Ion 1200 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 320 h.
Normal usage: Up to 14 h.

Samsung galaxy fame specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
SIM: Optional Dual SIM (Mini-SIM).
Announced in 2013, February.
Dimensions: 113.2 x 61.6 x 11.6 mm (4.46 x 2.43 x 0.46 in).
Weight: 120.6 g (4.23 oz).
Screen Type: TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K colors.
Screen Size: 320 x 480 pixels, 3.5 inches (~165 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
Alert types: Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones.
Loudspeaker: available.
3.5mm jack: available.
Card slot: microSD, up to 64 GB.
Internal storage: 4 GB, 512 MB RAM.
GPRS: available.
EDGE: available.
Internet Speed: HSDPA, 7.2 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Wi-Fi hotspot, Wi-Fi Direct.
Bluetooth: v4.0 with A2DP.
NFC : available (S6810P model only).
USB: microUSB v2.0.
Primary camera: 5 MP, 2592 х 1944 pixels, autofocus, LED flash, Geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection.
Video: VGA@25fps.
Secondary camera: VGA.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.2 (Jelly Bean).
CPU: 1 GHz Cortex-A9.
GPU: Broadcom VideoCore IV.
Sensors: Accelerometer, proximity, compass.
Colors: White, Blue.
Battery: Li-Ion 1300 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 380 h.
Normal usage:Up to 8 h 40 min .

Samsung galaxy note 3 specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
4G Network: available in some versions.
SIM: Micro-SIM.
Announced in 2013, September.
Dimensions: 151.2 x 79.2 x 8.3 mm (5.95 x 3.12 x 0.33 in).
Weight: 168 g (5.93 oz)
- S Pen stylus available.
Screen Type: Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors.
Screen Size: 1080 x 1920 pixels, 5.7 inches (~386 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
screen Protection: Corning Gorilla Glass 3.
Alert types: Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones.
Loudspeaker: available.
3.5mm jack: available.
Card slot: microSD, up to 64 GB.
Internal 16/32/64 GB storage, 3 GB RAM.
GPRS :Yes
EDGE :Yes
internet Speed: HSDPA, 42 Mbps; HSUPA; LTE, Cat4, 50 Mbps UL, 150 Mbps DL.
WLAN type: Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, DLNA, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0 with A2DP, LE, EDR.
NFC: available.
Infrared port: available.
USB: microUSB v3.0 (MHL 2), USB Host.
Primary camera: 13 MP, 4128 x 3096 pixels, autofocus, LED flash,Dual Shot, Simultaneous HD video and image recording, geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile detection, image stabilization, panorama, HDR.
Video: 2160p@30fps, 1080p@60fps (N9005, N9002)/ 1080p (N9000).
Secondary camera: 2 MP, 1080p@30fps.
OS: Android OS, v4.3 (Jelly Bean), upgradable to v4.4.2 (KitKat).
Chipset: Qualcomm Snapdragon 800 (N9005, N9002)/ Exynos 5 Octa 5420 (N9000).
CPU: Quad-core 2.3 GHz Krait 400 (N9005, N9002)/ Quad-core 1.9 GHz Cortex-A15 & quad-core 1.3 GHz Cortex-A7 (N9000).
GPU: Adreno 330 (N9005, N9002)/ Mali-T628 MP6 (N9000).
Sensors: Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass, barometer, temperature, humidity, gesture.
Colors: Black, White, Pink, Merlot Red, Rose Gold Black, Rose Gold White.
Battery: Li-Ion 3200 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 420 h.
normal usage: Up to 21 h.

Samsung galaxy note 2 specs and weaknesses

2G Network: available.
3G Network: available.
4G Network: available.
SIM: Micro-SIM.
Announced in 2012, August.
Phone Dimensions: 151.1 x 80.5 x 9.4 mm (5.95 x 3.17 x 0.37 in)
Phone Weight: 183 g (6.46 oz)
Screen Type: Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors.
Screen Size: 720 x 1280 pixels, 5.5 inches (~267 ppi pixel density).
Multitouch: available.
- TouchWiz UI
Loudspeaker: avaialble.
3.5mm jack: avilable.
Card slot: microSD, up to 64 GB.
Internal storage: 16/32/64 GB storage, 2 GB RAM.
Internet Speed: HSDPA, 21 Mbps (N7100), 42 Mbps (N7105); HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps; LTE Cat3 (N7105 only), 50 Mbps UL, 100 Mbps DL.
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, DLNA, Wi-Fi Direct, Wi-Fi hotspot.
Bluetooth: v4.0 with A2DP, LE, EDR.
NFC: available.
USB: microUSB v2.0 (MHL), USB Host.
Primary camera: 8 MP, 3264 x 2448 pixels, autofocus, LED flash; Simultaneous HD video and image recording, geo-tagging, touch focus, face and smile detection, image stabilization.
Video: 1080p@30fps.
Secondary camera: 1.9 MP.
OS: Android OS, v4.1.1 (Jelly Bean), upgradable to v4.4.2 (KitKat).
Chipset: Exynos 4412 Quad.
CPU: Quad-core 1.6 GHz Cortex-A9.
GPU: Mali-400MP4.
Sensors: Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass, barometer
Colors: Titanium Gray, Marble White, Amber Brown, Ruby Wine, Pink, Blue.
Battery: Li-Ion 3100 mAh battery.
Stand-by: Up to 890 h.
normal usage :Up to 16 h .